ass in a sling

The state of being in a great deal of trouble; usually brought by one's own stupidity or ineptitude

You just dissed the boss in an open meeting; should have done that in private!You have really got your ass in a sling now fool!!

by hummingharpman December 7, 2013

ass in a sling

have one’s ass in a sling
to be dejected or hurt; to be pouting; to be in trouble. (Usually objectionable. Have got can replace have.)

She’s got her ass in a sling because she got stood up.

by Morpork46 August 11, 2017

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023