ass hackler

a man who enjoys hackling another man's ass with unneeded and unnecessary "things."

Friend: "Phil is such an ass hackler."
other Friend: "Yea, he's into that weird shit."

by my first word October 22, 2009

hacker's ass

A painful feeling in one's ass caused by sitting too long. Hacker's ass is a common condition among programming enthusiasts.

I need to get one of those Aeron chairs, I'm starting to get some chronic hacker's ass.

"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"

"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."

by Deep Pancake February 11, 2014

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Assheckler

Someone who is really into anything anal related and refuses to stop heckling his/her partner for unfettered access to the backdoor.

Dick: "Come on, girl just let me have a piece of that sweet ass--it's so perfect!!"
Jane: "Don't touch my booty, it's not the thing to do."
Dick: "Just let me get in there a little bit, girl. We can go slow."
Jane: "Back off, you damned Assheckler!!!"

by El Dollar March 29, 2015

Asshackery

A gaming version of bullshit, when it may seem like other players are hacking because they are getting unreasonable scores and have an advantage over the general public in the game.

Person 1: Dude, I just got spawn-killed 5 times in a row, what the fuck is up with this!?

Person 2: Seems like there's quite a bit of asshackery going on there.

by AGSizzler January 13, 2013