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ass floss 

Ass floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.
Ass floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the cum out of a tosser salads ass.
ass floss by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

Ass Floss 

An article of clothing known as the "G String" or "Thong" Typically worn by both men and women to cover the genital area and passes through to the buttocks.
Define Ass Floss

"Look at that girl over there, Can you believe she's wearing assfloss? what a slut!"
Ass Floss by creepypastasketti August 21, 2017

ass floss 

A thin towel rope that slides between the crack(s).
My anus has fecal buildup. I should use an ass floss to clean it out.
ass floss by 'Ass~~~Floss' October 6, 2015

Ass floss 

The definition of a thong.
"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"
Ass floss by Squee3 January 10, 2019

Daisy Dukes Ass Floss 

When The Daisy Dukes You Are Wearing Ride up Ur Ass Crack
EW She's Got The Daisy Dukes Ass Floss Goin On!

floss your ass

the act of wiping your ass by taking a towel and pulling it back and forth through your legs and asscrack
yo your ass stank, go floss your ass
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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