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that chic looks damn fine when shes only wearing ass floss!
by Anonymous May 04, 2003
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Ass floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.
Ass floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the cum out of a tosser salads ass.
by Rbomb04 June 13, 2014
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1. Someone who pisses you off so much that you wish you could use them to floss the dried feces off a greasy perverts crack.
2. A stupid or foolish person, usually with many enemies who can't stand his/her daily actions.
3. an antonym for asswhipe or jackass.
4. a thong.
That assfloss consitantly performs the same skateboarding trick even though he gets hurt each time.
by Jaclyn May 07, 2004
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A thin towel rope that slides between the crack(s).
My anus has fecal buildup. I should use an ass floss to clean it out.
by 'Ass~~~Floss' October 06, 2015
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An article of clothing known as the "G String" or "Thong" Typically worn by both men and women to cover the genital area and passes through to the buttocks.
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"Look at that girl over there, Can you believe she's wearing assfloss? what a slut!"
by creepypastasketti August 21, 2017
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