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ass floss 

that chic looks damn fine when shes only wearing ass floss!
ass floss by Anonymous May 4, 2003
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ass floss 

Ass floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.
Ass floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the cum out of a tosser salads ass.
ass floss by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

Ass Floss 

An article of clothing known as the "G String" or "Thong" Typically worn by both men and women to cover the genital area and passes through to the buttocks.
Define Ass Floss

"Look at that girl over there, Can you believe she's wearing assfloss? what a slut!"
Ass Floss by creepypastasketti August 21, 2017

ass floss 

A thin towel rope that slides between the crack(s).
My anus has fecal buildup. I should use an ass floss to clean it out.
ass floss by 'Ass~~~Floss' October 6, 2015

Ass floss 

The definition of a thong.
"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"
Ass floss by Squee3 January 10, 2019

Daisy Dukes Ass Floss 

When The Daisy Dukes You Are Wearing Ride up Ur Ass Crack
EW She's Got The Daisy Dukes Ass Floss Goin On!

floss your ass

the act of wiping your ass by taking a towel and pulling it back and forth through your legs and asscrack
yo your ass stank, go floss your ass
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