ass fister
1) An insult used commonly behind someones back to describe them as a person.
2) An insult used in a heated debate
2) An insult used in a heated debate
ass fister by JNEWME August 13, 2005
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Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)
A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.
This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
Ass-Fistey Wank
Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.
''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''
''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''
''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''
''Bingo, flaccid sir''
''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''
''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''
''Bingo, flaccid sir''
Ass-Fistey Wank by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008
Ass fisherman
Ass fisherman by D Flawless August 18, 2022
festering ass boil
My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.
festering ass boil by Taintskin September 6, 2017
faster than a cat can lick its ass
When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
faster than a cat can lick its ass by Goobershanker August 9, 2006
assfisted suicide
assfisted suicide by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010
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