ass dragger

A lazy person who thinks they're going to get ahead by doing the least amount of work possible. What these people don't know is that they end up at the back of the pack. Typically traits include complaining, whining, blaming, finger pointing, being unorganized, low motivation, dog fucking. Overall they have poor contribution to the world and themselves.

Cure = stepping up.

Antonyms: Firebreather, Champion, Badass

Note: They may just have anal sac problems.

This ass dragger keeps pissing me off! They complain about too much work yet they don't get anything done! I wonder if they believe you get more then this one life?

by LeaflessRob March 12, 2016

ass dragger

Any FWD car, typically driven by young drivers. Derogatorily called "Ass Draggers" mainly because zero power goes to the rear wheels, and most "Ass Draggers" dont have much power to start with. Common vehicles include: Acura RSX, Honda Civics, Dodge Neon, Volkswagen Golf, Acura Integra.

Dude 1: "Do you think Macky will actually drift this corner with his Type R?"
Dude 2: "He'll wrap it around a tree, cause that Honda is still an "Ass Dragger..."
Dude 1: "I told him to get a s15..."

by THEWASHINGTONGREATBEAST January 20, 2016

ass dagger

a dagger which is pulled from one anus to assassinate ones bitch ass!

HE SLICED ME WITH HIS ASS DAGGER

by p and E!!!!!?????!!!! January 9, 2011

Ass Dagger

noun; something that is wearing, annoying, angering, or just a general pain in the ass. Can be applied to events, people, etc.
Origin: Xenia, Ohio

1. "Dude my Girlfriend is maken me go to the ballet this weekend." "Thats an Ass dagger"

2. "Hey man, I'm not trying to be an ass dagger, but you owe me 10 bucks."

3. "Damn, this job is a freaken ass dagger."

by Rydizl84 May 9, 2011

Ass Dagger

The burning sensation caused by acidic fecal matter. Most prevalent to those who suffer from lactose intolerance.

Example 1:
"Where is Brandon?"
"He's still on the toilet screaming because the shamrock shake gave him serious ass daggers."

Example 2:
"Coach, I can't climb the rope because my Ass Dagger might sever the line"

by Mister Wisdom March 6, 2014