Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005
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(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass
(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass
by a dissapointment August 2, 2018
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Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
by BigDog823 November 2, 2019
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