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Askwhole
Askwhole by PappaNasty November 25, 2017
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Askhole
A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet ALWAYS does the complete opposite of what you told them to do.
"Oh my God, Rich is such a total askhole!!! He always asks me what he should do about this or that and I give him my opinion, BUT he just NEVER listens to my advice. Rich just goes ahead and does what he wants to do in the first place. I don't know why I bother. "
Askhole by green eyed lady 13 September 24, 2014
Askhole
Me: What do you recommend for dinner here?
Friend: The pasta is good.
Me to Waiter: I'll have the steak please!
Friend: You're such an askhole!
Friend: The pasta is good.
Me to Waiter: I'll have the steak please!
Friend: You're such an askhole!
Askhole by posterchild May 17, 2012
Word of the Day on February 20, 2024
askhole
God! Jimmy is such an askhole. He won't stop asking me about my favorite teletubby and im about to smash him in the grill, kid.
askhole by k and D sessions June 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 25, 2007
askhole
A person who repeatedly asks for advice from multiple individuals, only to ignore aforementioned advice completely. The askhole will choose the least logical option (usually their own), skipping merrily down the path into unbridled oblivion, blissfully and willingly oblivious throughout the entire ordeal.
We can conclude that an "askhole" is a gaping, cavernous pit of stupidity, into which good, sound counsel is thrown and subsequently lost forever.
We can conclude that an "askhole" is a gaping, cavernous pit of stupidity, into which good, sound counsel is thrown and subsequently lost forever.
Josh: So, Liz asked me for some advice about her boyfriend the other day. She said when she's with him she doesn't feel any sort of emotion... they're just kind of existing together.
Corey: So what did you tell her?
Josh: I told her if she doesn't get anything out of the relationship she should end it.
Corey: And?
Josh: And they're getting married next month.
Corey: What a askhole.
Corey: So what did you tell her?
Josh: I told her if she doesn't get anything out of the relationship she should end it.
Corey: And?
Josh: And they're getting married next month.
Corey: What a askhole.
askhole by white_knight February 23, 2013
Askhole
1) A person who always asks a lot of questions and your advice, yet never takes your advice.
2) A person who is generally annoying due to amount of questions they ask.
2) A person who is generally annoying due to amount of questions they ask.
Oh my god, he is such an askhole, he always asks for advice and does whatever he was going to do anyway.
Askhole by Night.ER.Ninja August 18, 2014
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A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
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