Her names hot and shes actually so hot but they often dont know how hot they are until someone actually proves it to them. I'm so glad i have Ashetta in my life :)
The sweetest girl EVER, nobody's like her and that's a FACT. She got the biggest, prettiest eyes you'll ever see.
Asietta is talented, hardworking and the world doesn't deserve her: she's too precious. She's timid and quiet like a little bunny hopping happily on a flower field, but as soon as something bothers her she trasforms into an angry baby pomeranian (very scary, beware of angry Asietta!). Asietta might be clumsy, she falls and gets hurt easily so make sure to protect her. Treasure your Asietta and your life will be complete!
When smoking, and your to lazy or just out of reach from grabbing a ashtray so you flick your cigarette ash from your cigarette towards the ashtray as if your shooting a basketball.
I had to ashetball my cigarettecuz I was to far away from grabbing the ashtray.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*