asher h

A Savage nerd with awesome glasses

Dude, You're such an Asher H.

by Acrafter13 February 21, 2017

Asher Herzog

The spawn of master dictator, god, Jewish people. This deity posseses the all powerful and mighty Jew fro. This wanna be fro posseses the knowledge of centuries of anarchists alike, and there plans to take the government from the inside. A co. Creator of water baseballFerry beach opoly, pirate in training, and future leader of the band soon to be called aqward sexual advices. Also posses the talents of binge drinking water, prank calling, and pissing off chistians. This amazing being of limitless power is a force to be wrekend with.

The flying spegghti monster had not released his meaty marinara in quite some time, so when he spotted Connor, broken, and in a dress, he decided this would be thenperfect time.

-Asher Herzog / God

by Emily+Connor+car=hyper2010 January 1, 2010

Asher’s Hair

A very hairy figure, usually hiding in the shadows. Do not cross him, as you will get lost in his forest of hair.

-Don’t stay up late or you might get stuck in Asher’s Hair!
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.

by Well he is also gay April 8, 2024

Horny Asher

A Mormon who took the polygamy issue a little bit too seriously, and is now facing 5-10 in prison. The term is used primarily in Mormon infested areas, such as Utah and Arizona.

"Hey dude, if you carry on like this you'll end up like a Horny Asher!"

by Lisa Stomp February 11, 2009

ashes hauled

Relief from sexual tension. Getting laid, getting off.

Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?

by Octopod November 8, 2003

ashey hole

A crusty pussy that hasn't been washed for a year or two. And turns flakey and black! And is better for female orgasm!

Let me suck your ashey hole

by Emobunny August 1, 2017

Ashe County High School

1.A place where teenagers go to get their daily fill of unnecessary drama
This drama is usually caused by girls whom are jealous of other girls, and intend to make the lives of many
miserable for no legitimate reason.

If you go there:
Rumors about you can and will be spread.
Lies will be told, straight to your face.

2. Where dreams go to die.

3. Hell

"Hey you guys, you pumped for another exciting day at Ashe County High School?"
" I love going there as much as I love poking my eyeballs with knives."

by lrlkjaehw September 21, 2011