ash fingers 

A condition when after smoking cigarettes or cigars, your fingers smell like burnt cigarettes.

Adrien: "Hey Kelly, wanna go out for a smoke break?"
Kelly: "Nah, I don't want to have ash fingers."

ash fingers by 2K4Days July 2, 2016

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

assfingers by assFACE November 15, 2004

assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.

"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"

assfingers by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009

assfingers

The worst thing imaginable. Something you would rather die than become.

Become assfingers? I'd rather star in a snuff film.

assfingers by sarkathstic November 17, 2004