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asfand is one of the best bfs in the. world he is so amazing and great and i love him and he is so amzizng but he is also sucha. rude prick sometimes but it’s okay and he is just so perfect and i wouldn’t change him for the world and he’s so amaiznh and lovely and brilliant and i love him and he calls me fat and he said i need to go gym but he’s mine so yous can fuck off thanks ly asfand x
yo that asfand is so fat

ik soha is sm better
asfand by asfandswife January 16, 2022
A very eggy fart


(Basically the worst fart you will of ever smelt)
Loud mouth: "Erghhhhhhh gas masks on people, she's done an Asfand !!"
Asfand by Holagon February 18, 2009
A hot af girl ,who is generally shy but sweet , she can sometimes be bitchy but only if you get on her bad side
Did you see that girl she totally looks like an Asanda
Asanda by ast.ro.naut October 6, 2019

Asfandyar Mufti 

Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.
Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!
Asfandyar Mufti by jtodawan November 14, 2011
A really litty person who is crazy stylish and is generally good at life, lol. They forever winnino in every way possible. They are also extremely loyal to everyone around them and are kind but can be bitchy when pushed so she shouldn't fucked with. they can also be a crazy shy person too but overall a good person :)
Dude that girk is so amazing - she is such an Asanda!
asanda by queenofslang August 15, 2017
the definition of awesomeness, this is a person is a legend... they also put the “ass” in assandr because DAMN they have a bootyyy!! if you need a friend, get a assandr in your life, just do it !!

can also sound like sand but with a fat booty - if you know what i’m saying
Ruby: “oh my look at assandr”
Mia: “what an ass”
Ruby: “i wish i had one like that!!”
Mia: “damn, me too”
assandr by ohyeahmakessense April 12, 2020
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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