just your average boy. loves to stalk bubbly welsh girls. loves rubbing rosary beads and driving to asda. occasionally looks dashing.. also known as spud. loves to ride it bareback.
have you seen young-asda?
by just_jessxx July 30, 2009
The bum on a woman men want to pat.
Adapted from the long-running ads on British TV featuring women patting their bums to listen to the money they save by shopping at Asda.
Adapted from the long-running ads on British TV featuring women patting their bums to listen to the money they save by shopping at Asda.
by Sarah W March 11, 2006
A place many feel sorry for because it repeatedly gets filled with Hill Biscuits by Hooligans. These Hooligans also tend to dump on the shitty Hill Biscuits and not flush.
DAD: What have you been doing lately?
MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009
Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.
"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."
by Lash July 18, 2006
The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.
Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?
That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009
A female who automatically opens and closes her legs for men . They automatically open and close like the sliding doors at asda.
by Funnygirl :') December 13, 2015
A device carried by many people who shop at Asda. Intended to indicate some form of disability which may or may not actually be present. Commonly used by benefits claimants to bolster their claims.
Why aren't any of those people with walking sticks limping Mummy ? Those are just wasters with Asda sticks son.
by Ophiucus October 3, 2020