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assamonger 

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.
Jon Remple is an assamonger.
assamonger by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006
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(in reality or actuality; "in fact, it was a wonder anyone survived"; "painters who are in fact anything but unsophisticated"; "asamof. he is several inches taller than his father")
asamof by dagoburt October 9, 2008
A derogatory term for a player on an online game who believes him or herself to be much better than he or she actually is. Derived form Asamoot on World of Warcraft who at level one claimed that he could pwn all the level 60's around him.
Level 7: Hey loser, duel me, I'll pwn your ass!
Level 60: Quit being such an Asamoot!
Level 7: *one-hitted*
Asamoot by Alex Debord August 4, 2007
abbreviation of 'as a matter of fact'
he: don't you agree that ... blablabla

she: well, asamof no i don't
asamof by jackastma October 15, 2008
Assamow is a website run by a person often reffered to as mow.
By users it is used for looking up keycodes and milling them, while the owner uses it to flex.
The website was started around 2014, but the domain was registered a long time before that, it also contains some pdf documents about security features of several hi-sec locks and manipulation guides for them
person a:Man how do you pick the Assa Desmo?
person b: Go check assamow i thing there is a pdf about that.

Spencer Asamoah 

Spencer Asamoah, the brother slavery died in the gulag again
Spencer Asamoah by shalomboys June 20, 2020