asayrt 

As soon as you read this.

Person 1: Go on AIM asayrt!

asayrt by crazedmuffin May 4, 2010

ASAYST

As Soon As You See This: usually implies you must do something as soon as you see the word ASAYST

John! You have no blackberry! I need to talk to you! Call me ASAYST!

ASAYST by IvoryTowerBot April 5, 2010

asayre 

To procrastinate during a large project, or to half ass a project and let others deal with the mess after. Often seen in programming.

1. Good thing they made this open source, they totally asayred this project. I have a huge cleanup to do.

2. WTF they hard code this for? That's so asayre.

asayre by Red Squirrel October 19, 2008

ASAYGT 

As Soon As You Get This

I need you, call me ASAYGT

ASAYGT by nananananannnana September 19, 2009

Asayrazed 

a person that speaks with the microphone off

Omg I'm totally asayrazed I forgot to turn my mic on!

Asayrazed by beetleirwin September 30, 2021