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As Soon As You See This: usually implies you must do something as soon as you see the word ASAYST
John! You have no blackberry! I need to talk to you! Call me ASAYST!
ASAYST by IvoryTowerBot April 5, 2010
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To procrastinate during a large project, or to half ass a project and let others deal with the mess after. Often seen in programming.
1. Good thing they made this open source, they totally asayred this project. I have a huge cleanup to do.

2. WTF they hard code this for? That's so asayre.
asayre by Red Squirrel October 19, 2008
I need you, call me ASAYGT
ASAYGT by nananananannnana September 19, 2009

Asayrazed 

a person that speaks with the microphone off
Omg I'm totally asayrazed I forgot to turn my mic on!
Asayrazed by beetleirwin September 30, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026