asalami laykum Share definition Flag Something to refer to the amount of ridiculousness of a situation/call something crazy/ill Example: "dude look at my hat""man it's asalami laykum" asalami laykum by Karate pork chop May 12, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the asalami laykum mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch