as a skunk 

highly intoxicated

mannnnnnn you were as a skunk last night

as a skunk by skunk_93 June 6, 2010

drunk as a skunk 

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

drunk as a skunk by alexandra October 11, 2004

drunk as a skunk 

To get really, really, really shitfaced

Man, i was drunk as a skunk last night

drunk as a skunk by XARDSX August 14, 2016

high as a skunk 

a combination between being high as a kite and drunk as a skunk. being very high and very drunk at the same time.

Man between all the pot and alcohol i had last night, I think I was high as a skunk.

high as a skunk by Daniel McColl Smith June 16, 2007

drank as a skank 

to be really really drunk.

Dude! You're drank as a skank.

drank as a skank by Christopher Micheal O'Connor February 28, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019