artificial pussy

male sex toy often has vibrators inside to give pleasure that a normal pussy just cant do. also see fleshlight - its another male sex toy

i broke up with jen cause i got an artificial pussy.

artificial pussy by WTFFF October 29, 2007

Artificial Pussy

The practice (among gay men) of using a low viscosity lubricant (for instance, hand lotion) when having anal intercourse. This practice may have originated in order to better simulate the low friction of a woman's vagina, perhaps more common as the number of bi-sexual men has significantly increased in the last decade, often desiring a more soft, low friction experience.

Typically, the lotion is squirted into the anus prior to intercourse, often hours before. Therefore no preparation or lubricant is required before intercourse, creating a more spontaneous and natural experience, an artificial pussy.

Artificial Pussy by mandrakeblue January 7, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016