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An artist who takes nobody and nothing seriously, not even themselves, and uses humor and parody in their art. The opposite of an artiste.
The arteest's sculpture was a hilarious commentary on nothing.
arteest by AgentKaz January 20, 2009
Words you can keep
An incredibly artistic being. A person who has such a way with words that it stirs the soul. A lyrical entity enabled with the ability to create great literary works of poetry and song. A well versed individual with a spellbinding talent for constructing prose and couplets, free verses and spoken word.
That guy Greg Akers on Facebook is such an Arteest.
Arteest by Hustleman28 February 4, 2010
Often used to describe a person who's only artistic talent is really good oral sex.
Norma's art is pretty bad, but she is a Arteest in bed.
Arteest by azburner March 26, 2022
A person who is not really an artist but believes themself to be, so therefore puts theirself up on a pompous pedistal. This person often randomly accuses others of stealing thier art and peruses the internet daily in search of said theft. Copyright violation is thier number one priority although many times they are found to be violators as well.
Connie the Arteest is a rabid enforcer of art protection but her art is ghastly and she steals her backgrounds.
Arteest by velocity3d August 20, 2008

Megahertz Arteest 

A cool person, typically with a mental disorder of sorts, kind of funny, pretty insane. Often found doing things you’d hope to see in an episode of Looney Tunes.
Person: Megahertz Arteest is up to something again!
Person 2: ah shit here we go again

Ron Artest 

1.going absoultely crazy when slightly provoked by others.
Do not throw a beer at me sir, or i'll Ron Artest your ass!
Ron Artest by brandon November 20, 2004

Artest Mode 

Being in a state where everything is unexpectedly and unreasonably difficult. Originally coined upon the observation that Ron Artest unexpectedly dominates everyone in NBA Jam.
Mike has three projects, two papers, two presentations, and five exams before next Tuesday. Looks like he's playing life on Artest Mode this week.
Artest Mode by Faeomm December 8, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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