akers 

God like figure.

akers by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Akers 

The most amazing teacher in the entire world. Always caring and loving and happy. Makes students feel like what they have to say is important.

Everyone has a teacher like an Akers

"My favourite teacher is like Akers."

Akers by Abbigayle Maureen March 24, 2010

Akers 

A word used to describe females who appear attractive from from far away but are notably unnattractive when they are near. (Looks good from 50)

The word is derived from the Eagles place kicker David Akers who is known for kicking long field goals.

It's a Philly thing...

"What do you think of that girl?"

"She's an Akers"

Akers by McDaygos October 23, 2008

Akers 

Really white. Like, Macklemore levels of white. Whiter than the old ladies that clap when the plane lands.

Bruh, Taylor Swift so Akers, she uses cocaine as makeup.

Akers by Thiccccccccccccccccccccc Daddy November 18, 2018

akers 

Dumpy geek.Doesn't know what contraception is for(or how to use it).Maybe it keeps falling off? (due to inverted penis)Good at catching floppy disk with his teeth(well, forehead.)

akers by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Akers 

Gay brummy scum!

Akers by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Akers 

Rather strange looking species who holiday's in Peterhead, when not collecting money with young male cadets!

Akers by Anonymous April 28, 2003