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Armoured 

Someone or something that has super powers and armor at the same time.
The armoured pandas are cute, yet they scare me.
Armoured by SullyPlays June 18, 2016
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Armoured Wank Ball 

Super Bowl? Does that have something to do with the Yanks and their game of Armoured Wank Ball? - Ulkesh, fark.com

armoured wankball

A far more sensible name for "American Football", a game that rarely involves feet and certainly nothing ball-shaped.
I was arguing with an American over which was better, football or armoured wankball.

Armoured Farmer 

Armoured Farmer, in reference to both the stereotype that all Cornish born men are all farmers at heart, and the Royal Armoured Corps (RAC) of the British Army. Any Cornishman that joins 2nd Royal Tank Regiment (2RTR) will be known as an 'Armoured Farmer'. This is due to the tank being a substitute for his tractor. The term is only really used in reference to any ex-3RTR and currently serving 2RTR soldiers. Officers are seen as far to educated to be considered farmers.
Para: Oi Tankie! where u from?
Tankie: Cornwall mate... why?
Para: *in best westcountry accent* 'Cos you be an Armoured Farmer OOH ARGH!
Armoured Farmer by Cornish April 20, 2007

Armoured bear

Describing either a bear from the movie The Golden Compass.. or a photograph taken with ones eyes pained to look like Alice Cooper.
Can also be used to sign anonymous documents/saying/comments.
Hello,
How are you today?

from
Armoured Bear.
Armoured bear by Armoured Bear February 26, 2008

Armoured skeptic 

Some kraut shitlord on the internet whose wrist goes to his peepee
Armoured skeprick (or should I say, armoured skeptic) is actually a secret tranny planted by the nwo. And he tries to hide it like the simp ass pussy begger funny guy funny that he is.

armoured rugby 

Whatever those kids across the ocean(america) are playing. Another term used to describe the so called "american football" which any sensible person would agree that name is shit. Kind of like rugby but players have to wear padding and armour and look like they're fighting a war on the pitch hence the name armoured rugby.
American 1: did you catch the game of football yesterday?
Brit 1: football? Which league?
American 1: the super bowl?
Brit 1: ohh you mean the armoured rugby game
armoured rugby by Clone February 11, 2024
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