armed rubbery 

Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!

Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P

armed rubbery by QuacksO August 27, 2023

Armed Robbery 

An armed robbery is an act of stealing with a firearm equipped with you at all times. This is usually done with a group of people, but doing it solo will be really risky. It is not as complex as a heist, but is more complicated than shoplifting or just stealing in general.

Police: There is an Armed Robbery taking place at this location.

Armed Robbery by NerdCan December 28, 2018

Armed Robbery 

What the governments usually do with taxes and shit (usually far more common in South America)

They're charging taxes for buying off steam
-Now that's what you call armed robbery

Armed Robbery by Spawn was Taken May 15, 2018

armed robbery 

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.

If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.

armed robbery by QuacksO June 20, 2023