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Canadian Armed Forces 

Canadian Armed Forces have some of the best overall trained soldiers in the world. They do not have much in the way of money or equipment, but our soldiers are on average smarter and stronger then the average soldier from many other countries. They think for themselves, and commanders at all levels encourage and respect this, just so long as the job is finished.
In a recent military competition at the US Westpoint Military Acadamy, 2 British, 1 Canadian, and around 40 American teams competed. Canada took first for the second year in a row, and the British took 3rd and 4th. The Canadian Armed Forces also have the best snipers in the world.

Canadian Armed Forces 

Although little is known of canada's armed forces, mainly because they are not dumb enough to attack peoople, they have some of the best snipers in the world. (thats right, better than US)
No one knows about the Canadian Armed Forces, because if you know about them, you are dead.

Canadian Armed Forces 

Quite possibly the most underestimated force in the world. The Canadian Armed Forces are underfunded, yet they play such an important role in the world, in peacekeeping and in areas such as Afghanistan. A Canadian army sniper holds the distance record for taking out a target. Still, underfunding hampers them. Each of Canada's 4 subs have problems, the helis keep crashing, and the government is ignoring the plight while putting up the soldiers for extended combat in Afghanistan.
PPCLI Corporal Rob Furlong (Canadian Armed Forces) (Operation Anaconda, Afghanistan) - holds record for the longest-ever recorded and confirmed sniper kill at 2,430 metres (1.5 miles) using a .50 caliber (12.7 mm) McMillan TAC-50 rifle.

Canadian Armed Forces 

The Canadian Armed Forces- An incredibly underfunded, yet superior fighting force. Canada holds the record for the longest confirmed sniper kill. Best snipers in the world, combined with infantry that can top any others in the world, makes the Canadian Armed Forces a force to be reckoned with. Though superior in quality, they lack the numbers of their American counterpart. One on one Canadian soldiers could undoubtedly take on any other country without worries. However, underfunding and lack on numbers makes the Armed Forces of Canada somewhat of a militaristic joke. Given the proper funds and the numbers of the US, Canada could easily annex the US.
Canadian Armed Forces by TDSaile January 24, 2010

cutie bear (Armed Forces) 

1)- Childishly adorable.

2)- Nick name for some children.

3)- Sometimes a nick name for pussys who've been raised all their life with total OVER KILL in positive reinforcement.

As an end result is a grown male of low intelligence who talks in a high voice and acts like a little bitch. Often playing on another persons pity in order to survive.

The real tragedy is when seeking to be a big boy they join the army in a soft skill MOS. Make it through co-ed basic and then reclass as combat arms and deploy to Iraq with other people counting on him to watch their fucking six.

-----------Notable traits--------

-Quits when things get physically challenging(Even in combat

-Often bends facts afterward to paint self in positive light

-NEEDS the army. The army plays the role of full time baby-sitter for some adult men.

-Generally stupid, lacks common sense. Often asks and reasks rhetorical questions and informs leaders of information of nugatory nature. By doing so makes himself feel important by interacting with those of higher rank and through derisive logic regards himself superior to other lower enlisted.

1)PFC Lester is in the army but still does childish things
Thats why I always call him cutie bear (Armed forces)
i.e.:

-Wets the bed

-Talks about being a ranger, pilot,ninja
Magic abilites, Space journeys ect.

-Freezes under fire

-Plays D&D

-Proudly wears CIB and braggs about it

-Crys

-Re-enlisted

2) cutie bear (Armed Forces) got his sweet little balls pinched for fucking up again.

Swiss Armed Forces 

Name given to an institution which sits around and does nothing.
'Ha! The police are a real Swiss Armed Forces when it comes to rounding up criminals!'