Arms with excessive cellulose or fat hanging from underneath the bicep. The fat is flabby and flaps like an uncooked tortilla. Expression possibly originating from from South Texas (e.g., McAllen, TX) with respect to large women grinding out tortillas in restaurants.
Dude, Sandra's got some awful tortilla arms. Maybe she could use them as a parachute like a flying squirrel.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
by BoredLawStudent1776 May 23, 2009
by Spawn was Taken May 15, 2018
Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
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