Armed Robbery

An armed robbery is an act of stealing with a firearm equipped with you at all times. This is usually done with a group of people, but doing it solo will be really risky. It is not as complex as a heist, but is more complicated than shoplifting or just stealing in general.

Police: There is an Armed Robbery taking place at this location.

Armed Robbery by NerdCan December 28, 2018

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Armed Robbery

What the governments usually do with taxes and shit (usually far more common in South America)

They're charging taxes for buying off steam
-Now that's what you call armed robbery

Armed Robbery by Spawn was Taken May 15, 2018

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armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.

If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.

armed robbery by QuacksO June 20, 2023

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armed rubbery

Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!

Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P

armed rubbery by QuacksO August 27, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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