archexec

A rare breed of senior management that confidently designs complex software architectures from the comfort of their executive armchair, often without ever touching a line of code. Known for proposing “innovative” solutions that sound impressive in PowerPoint but tend to be just a tad more challenging to implement in reality. Often heard saying, “Can’t we just make it scale infinitely?”
During the meeting, the archexec sketched out a grand vision for the new datamesh platform, so that everyone can know everything about everything.
by cjcdoomed August 15, 2024
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