arborous 

the sexual attraction to trees

Johnny Depp made love to a tree, and therefore, is arborous.

arborous by GaucheProductions October 18, 2011

Arborosexual 

The sexual orientation toward the world of insects.
Not to be confuses with formicophilia, which is the act of being crawled by insect and deriving sexual pleasure.

- Gay bi straight?
- Arborosexual!
- What?
- I like to fuck those ants pussies, they are so tight!

Arborosexual by Pellostyle September 14, 2016

armorous 

felling armored, indestructable, and flat out badass

Holy Shit man your looking Armorous today, i wouldn'twanna fuck with you...

armorous by ethanaterr and fubartities January 19, 2010