Arachnoleptic Shock 

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.

Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"

Arachnoleptic Shock by Just Brushed September 23, 2011

Arachnoleptic Fit 

An arachnoleptic fit is the little dance you do when you walk through a spider web as you try to get it off of you. Often used as a verb or a noun. Can also be used to express distress in seeing a spider.

Darn, I'm just might have an arachnoleptic fit if I see that spider one more time.

Person 1:Is there something wrong with them?
Person 2:Nah, they're just having an arachnoleptic fit.

Arachnoleptic Fit by Sewsuper November 17, 2011

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

arachnid 

Fucking disgusting eight-legged abominations created by god to scare the fuck out of you by appearing out of fucking nowhere and disappearing when you get back with your chancla

"Holy fuck I just saw a spider (arachnid),"
*gets chancla*
"Fuck it's gone,"
*fucking moves out*

arachnid by snickersnigger May 16, 2018

Arachnads 

Spidey's gonads

"My spider-sense detects tingling sensation in my arachnads" said Spidey as he looks at Mary Jane in a wet t-shirt.

Arachnads by dolop October 29, 2008

arachnophilia

An affection for spiders. A spider-lover.

Possessed by arachnophilia, he allowed the spiders to swarm over his body.

arachnophilia by jerdawg March 28, 2005

arachnohomophobia

An intense fear of gay spiders

Guy 1:Dude, lets go explore that abandoned house
Guy 2: Nah, i have arachnohomophobia, i could get raped by gay spiders down there
Guy 1: Rad!

arachnohomophobia by Aleus247 February 7, 2009