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Aquaphile 

Someone who is an enthusiast of all things related to the water. Someone who loves doing anything by the water, on the water or in the water. Much like a cinephile is a film/cinema enthusiast or an audiophile has an ardent interest in stereo & high-fidelity sound reproduction.
If you enjoy sun-bathing, boating, fishing, surfing, stand up paddle boarding, scuba diving, kite boarding, kayaking, swimming, water skiing, beach volleyball, marine life, shelling, riding a jetski, sitting on a dock , swinging in a hammock or drinking margaritas with your toes in the sand, or anything else by the water, on the water or in the water, you are an aquaphile.
Aquaphile by Water Lover September 7, 2013

Aquapeinshmeed 

The subtle moment when you are pooping and the little, dense pebbles splash the urine and water solution to clean your ass in a bidet-like fashion.
Damn, that story reminds me of the time that I aquapeinshmeeded myself.
Aquapeinshmeed by Coolbroski1 December 26, 2019

aquafina 

Got that aquafina, make the boys want to wife me.
aquafina by Blackoasis972 June 21, 2007

Aquafina 

When that pussy so wet it becomes a natural spring.
Dang bro I made that bitch go Aquafina
Aquafina by Gay boi66969420 August 26, 2019

aquafina fag 

When people drink bottled water, and only drink aquafina.
Guy 1: I love aquafina! I hate ALL other bottled water!
Guy 2: You're just an aquafina fag.
aquafina fag by gosty7 July 8, 2014

aquaphilia 

1.(n) a paraphilia
2. a sexual act in water
3. the strong like/desire to preform sexual acts in water
note: a person who commits aquaphilia is called an aquaphile
The woman comitted and act of aquaphilia with her husband at the beach.

The aquaphile dreampt of sexual intercourse in the pool, shower, lakes, streams, waterfalls, shower, ocean, and even in the puddles that fill up after a good rain.
aquaphilia by Hope Reynolds November 5, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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