apple sacks
apple sacks by Vadim Spam October 30, 2010
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Captain Apple Sack
A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.
Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”
Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”
Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”
Captain Apple Sack by Big Fizz October 7, 2009
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Ballsack Applejacks
A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.
Ballsack Applejacks by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011
applesack
I got punched in the applesack
applejacks
applejacks by T-Dubs November 23, 2006
Applejacks
Response you give to your friends when they ask you why you are behaving in such a ridiculous manner, and you really have no reason for it other than -just because you can-. Generally accompanied by a shrug of the shoulders
An attempt to justify your stupid actions
Derived from the Applejacks commercial a few years ago:
"Why do you kids like applejacks when they dont taste like apples???"
"We just do!"
An attempt to justify your stupid actions
Derived from the Applejacks commercial a few years ago:
"Why do you kids like applejacks when they dont taste like apples???"
"We just do!"
Fred: Why in the HELL have you been walking in cirlces for the past 10 minutes?
Joe: I dunno, applejacks.
Joe: I dunno, applejacks.
Applejacks by Fenrira December 18, 2006
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