apple sacks 

low hanging ball sacks

Ashley enjoys apple sacks!

apple sacks by Vadim Spam October 30, 2010

Captain Apple Sack

A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.

Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”

Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”

Captain Apple Sack by Big Fizz October 7, 2009

Apple sack 

Another word for testicles.

He has a big apple sack.
John was punched in the apple sack twice.

Apple sack by Nik Gonzales May 23, 2006

Ballsack Applejacks

A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.

Before entering the tool shed, Matthew had himself a large bowl of Ballsack Applejacks.

Ballsack Applejacks by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011

applesack 

a slang word for the male scrotum

I got punched in the applesack

applesack by Rockmjd23 July 20, 2004

applejacks 

Applejacks. When somebody is doing something stupid and or crazy.

"Hey, this isn't applejacks!"

or

If something is crazy you say,"Thats applejacks!"

applejacks by T-Dubs November 23, 2006

Applejacks 

Response you give to your friends when they ask you why you are behaving in such a ridiculous manner, and you really have no reason for it other than -just because you can-. Generally accompanied by a shrug of the shoulders

An attempt to justify your stupid actions

Derived from the Applejacks commercial a few years ago:
"Why do you kids like applejacks when they dont taste like apples???"
"We just do!"

Fred: Why in the HELL have you been walking in cirlces for the past 10 minutes?
Joe: I dunno, applejacks.

Applejacks by Fenrira December 18, 2006