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apples and pears 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'stairs'.
"I'll just go up the apples and pears to bed, then."
apples and pears by Anonymous August 16, 2002

Apples And Pears 

two of the worst fruits ever, Never bring either into the T.A.R.D.I.S
"How about some Apples and pears? "

"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."

"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."
Apples And Pears by 42nd42 March 9, 2015