app parkour 

When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman

I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick

app parkour by Sickomonster December 23, 2020

App Parkour 

When ur hyper asf and jumping from app to app like ur spooderman.

Dayuuuumm I lost 3 calories by making my thumbs do app parkour!

App Parkour by A-A 1 January 6, 2021

app parkour 

The swift act of switching from one app to another like some crazed madman on drugs. Often done to curb one's need to browse and check every single social media account (or news aggregator like Reddit) that they have.

The majority of Millennials and Gen Z have mastered the art of app parkour.

David Attenborough (narrator): In his natural habitat, the wild Gen Z is now engaging in his usual ritualistic behaviour that ecologists have now termed " app parkour ". Ecologists are still trying to find out the main reason behind this odd behavioural trait, and whether there is any evolutionary benefit to this adaption as opposed to checking one's smartphone only when necessary.

app parkour by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020