apologise, apologise, APOLOGISE

The last words of a kork before getting executed.

He said: apologise, apologise, APOLOGISE after throwing a tenko into a completely different dimension

by a kork flew around my room July 17, 2021

apologise

Common colloquial language used when one person rubs and kisses the other persons genitalia or another specific named area. Or generally meaning having sex as a way of asking for forgiveness.

Example 1
Me: Damn girl! You slept on me again!
Girl: I'm so sorry, how about I apologise

Example 2
Me: Damn! You just squished my junk!
Girl: Aww I'm sorry, let me apologise to your junk to make it feel all better.

by Anaaj February 19, 2013

celebrity apologist

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.

"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"

by Rhym November 18, 2016

I DO apologize

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.

"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.

by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

cop apologist

A cop apologist is a person, usually a Statist, who, no matter what a cop does, no matter how bad and unreasonable their actions are. A cop apologist will defend their actions no matter what. They, like cops themselves, think that the police are royalty and above the law and they think that cops should be able to do whatever they want no matter what the situation is. They also think that people should just comply to cops or whatever even though people are not obligated to. They also think it's bad for people to stand up for their rights to a cop even though they have every right to do so.

Regular person: That cop just shot a kid while the kid was holding a Wii remote.

Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.

Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.

by Paperplates2 March 19, 2014

apologin

actually means apologizing but it was too long and didn't flow so kanye made it shorter, therefore changing it to apologin' so it would sound better.

don't everr fix your lips like collagen,
then say somethin' where you gon' end up apologin'

MANN YOU BETTER BE APOLOGIN' SOOON!
or ima KICK YOUR ASS :<

by Teeeeeetee March 20, 2008

loki_apologist

a hilarious person who stans amy winehouse never misses!

everyone: loki_apologist never misses

by mitskisbiggestfan July 7, 2021