ape tackler Share definition Flag A guy who always ends up with the ugliest girl out of a group of women. (said to your bud after a long night) dude, that bitch was nasty, your such a fucking ape tackler. ape tackler by Sexier Joe April 28, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the ape tackler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch