anuswagon 

a 2002 passat wagon that is mainly used for fuckin mad bitches in the ass.

Dude i had this girl hop in my anuswagon and she didnt even know it was coming

anuswagon by hudson farren March 28, 2008

answagonist 

Someone who belittles, or rejects entirely, the swagger of another, thus standing at odds with them. The opposite of a proswagonist.

related forms -
answagonize (verb)
answagonistic (adjective)

"- So there I am having sick round after sick round, and then he shows up, acts like my swagger isn't on another level, and starts thinking of ways I should be playing better.

- That's ridiculous. Why does Rob insist on being such an answagonist?

- I have no idea."

answagonist by Vice Mayor February 26, 2011

asswagon 

The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.

Shite! My site got delketed by asswagons again!

asswagon by hay thear October 17, 2003

Asswagon 

An asswagon is generally anyone who is a complete Jackass. An adjective for someone who is an Asswagon is Asswagonous.

Hey man, that Gabe guy is a real Asswagon
Yeah, he's quite the Asswagonous Bastard

Asswagon by CaptainConway October 14, 2017

asswagon 

a rickshaw; Chinese transportation device drawn by human power. Many modern day cars known by the slang term "rice burner" can also be referenced by this term.

"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"

asswagon by talking goat June 23, 2003

Asswagon 

A complex insult in which you are referring to a douchebag or cunt who shall now and otherwise be known as an asswagon. The person in question is an ass and has the combined intelligence of a ass and wagon thus are an asswagon.

Person 1: 2+2 is fish. Person 2: You asswagon you are so dumb your ass couldn't outsmart that wagon. Why don't you do something useful with your life and go Thailand and make Nike Products with preteen Asians.

Asswagon by CosmicOstrich October 14, 2014

asswagon 

A vehicle driven by someone who has no concern for other vehicles or for the rules of the road.

That asswagon just cut me off!

asswagon by with_a_K July 27, 2011