anuswagon
anuswagon by hudson farren March 28, 2008
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answagonist
Someone who belittles, or rejects entirely, the swagger of another, thus standing at odds with them. The opposite of a proswagonist.
related forms -
answagonize (verb)
answagonistic (adjective)
related forms -
answagonize (verb)
answagonistic (adjective)
"- So there I am having sick round after sick round, and then he shows up, acts like my swagger isn't on another level, and starts thinking of ways I should be playing better.
- That's ridiculous. Why does Rob insist on being such an answagonist?
- I have no idea."
- That's ridiculous. Why does Rob insist on being such an answagonist?
- I have no idea."
answagonist by Vice Mayor February 26, 2011
Related Words
Asswagon
An asswagon is generally anyone who is a complete Jackass. An adjective for someone who is an Asswagon is Asswagonous.
Asswagon by CaptainConway October 14, 2017
asswagon
a rickshaw; Chinese transportation device drawn by human power. Many modern day cars known by the slang term "rice burner" can also be referenced by this term.
"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"
asswagon by talking goat June 23, 2003
Asswagon
A complex insult in which you are referring to a douchebag or cunt who shall now and otherwise be known as an asswagon. The person in question is an ass and has the combined intelligence of a ass and wagon thus are an asswagon.
Person 1: 2+2 is fish. Person 2: You asswagon you are so dumb your ass couldn't outsmart that wagon. Why don't you do something useful with your life and go Thailand and make Nike Products with preteen Asians.
Asswagon by CosmicOstrich October 14, 2014
asswagon
That asswagon just cut me off!
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