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anuswagon 

a 2002 passat wagon that is mainly used for fuckin mad bitches in the ass.
Dude i had this girl hop in my anuswagon and she didnt even know it was coming
anuswagon by hudson farren March 28, 2008
Words you can keep

answagonist 

Someone who belittles, or rejects entirely, the swagger of another, thus standing at odds with them. The opposite of a proswagonist.

related forms -
answagonize (verb)
answagonistic (adjective)
"- So there I am having sick round after sick round, and then he shows up, acts like my swagger isn't on another level, and starts thinking of ways I should be playing better.

- That's ridiculous. Why does Rob insist on being such an answagonist?

- I have no idea."
answagonist by Vice Mayor February 26, 2011

asswagon 

The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.
Shite! My site got delketed by asswagons again!
asswagon by hay thear October 17, 2003

Asswagon 

An asswagon is generally anyone who is a complete Jackass. An adjective for someone who is an Asswagon is Asswagonous.
Hey man, that Gabe guy is a real Asswagon
Yeah, he's quite the Asswagonous Bastard
Asswagon by CaptainConway October 14, 2017

asswagon 

a rickshaw; Chinese transportation device drawn by human power. Many modern day cars known by the slang term "rice burner" can also be referenced by this term.
"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"
asswagon by talking goat June 23, 2003

Asswagon 

A complex insult in which you are referring to a douchebag or cunt who shall now and otherwise be known as an asswagon. The person in question is an ass and has the combined intelligence of a ass and wagon thus are an asswagon.
Person 1: 2+2 is fish. Person 2: You asswagon you are so dumb your ass couldn't outsmart that wagon. Why don't you do something useful with your life and go Thailand and make Nike Products with preteen Asians.
Asswagon by CosmicOstrich October 14, 2014

asswagon 

A vehicle driven by someone who has no concern for other vehicles or for the rules of the road.
That asswagon just cut me off!
asswagon by with_a_K July 27, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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