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anus face 

a guy whose breath smells like a shithole
hey anus face! shut your hole!
anus face by stevo November 13, 2003

anus face 

a person whose face looks like an anus face
anus face by L3X December 29, 2004

Anus Face 

When someones face looks like an actual rectum. And all it does is secrete shit.
Shes such an anus face
Anus Face by lonelygal November 11, 2018

face anus 

The mouth of a compulsive liar, as to imply that nothing but shit comes out of it.
face anus by johnnylongprong September 15, 2012

Anus Rectum Face 

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
someone who is a total dickface permanoob shit talker retard. like katlyn wilkinson.
Girl 1 "Did you see the way katlyn chucked a fit after the volleyball game?
Girl 2 "Yeah she's such an anusface!"
Girl 1 "I second that!"
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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