anus bag 

1. A completely despicable waste of space, someone who doesn't deserve to breath a dead horses breath. An asshole.
2. A hanging bunghole that looks like a ball sack.
3. A bag made of anus

My step dad-in-law is a friggin anusbag.
Sick dude she has a serious anusbag.

anus bag by Nathan Lovelace January 4, 2005

anus bagel 

The sexual act of sticking a hot metal rod (curling iron, heated pipe, etc) into someone's anus, thus toasting the inside of their anus.

Upon removing said hot metal, their anus will look like a toasted bagel.

Hence the term, Anus Bagel.

"When Deev wouldn't sing with us, we threatened him with an anus bagel"
Toasty Anus
Anus

anus bagel by Spectre-Atlas December 14, 2015

anusbag 

1. A rude , insolent and/or indeserving person
2. A bag made of anus
3. A hanging anus resembling a scrotum

You anusbag! I showed you my anus bag the other day.

anusbag by Nathan December 30, 2004