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arterial spray 

The nasty, continuous spray of blood that results from wounds to major arteries.
Go watch some samurai movies to see some serious arterial spray.
arterial spray by Tronno November 15, 2004

Arterial Carfunction

A situation where the person just “can’t even”.
In many, it will be accompanied with a red face and bulging veins about to bust.
When the dumb blonde proved Todd wrong, he almost had an arterial carfunction
Arterial Carfunction by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022
You saw the Anteria girl over there across the room.
anteria by Unknown . . October 8, 2013

Arterial Carfunction

When someone “can’t even”.
Causing a red face and bulging vein on the temple about to burst.
Todd almost had a arterial carfunction when the dumb blonde proved him wrong.
Arterial Carfunction by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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