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ankle pants

The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.
Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"
by heroic69 May 14, 2013
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pants around ankles

pants around ankles

Our pants are basically around our ankles until they arrive
Yea dude, that's a pile of money they are carrying
by gotchya05 November 19, 2015
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Pants Handcuffing Ankles

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
by GermanGoon January 9, 2025
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