ankle pants 

The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.

Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"

ankle pants by heroic69 May 14, 2013

pants around ankles 

Very vulnerable.

pants around ankles

Our pants are basically around our ankles until they arrive
Yea dude, that's a pile of money they are carrying

pants around ankles by gotchya05 November 19, 2015

Pants Handcuffing Ankles 

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"

Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat

Pants Handcuffing Ankles by GermanGoon January 9, 2025