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Animal Liberation Front 

The only DECENT animal caring group. They have raided plenty of science labs that use poor and helpless animals for useless and sloppy experiments. During the raid they had rescued hundreds of animals; rabbits, dogs, monkeys and even cats who have had their own eyes sewn toghether, therefor making them blind.

During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.

The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!

The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.
Animal Liberation Front actually cares about animals, unlike PETA.

animal liberation front  

A group in america that fights for the rights of animals.

Sort of similar to PETA( people for the ethical treatment of animals).

But, it is different from PETA because the ALF is way more hardcore than PETA.

The Animal liberation front will burn down houses, businesses, buildings, they will steal animals from zoos, testing labs, and any other places that have animals.

Because of all the destruction that the ALF has caused, it was named a terrorist group.

another group that is similar to the ALF is the ELF, which is the earth liberation front.
guy 1: I work for peta
guy 2: really, you guys are awesome
guy 1: thanks, what do you work for??
guy 2: the animal liberation front
guy 1: REALLY!!!! you guys rock!!
guy 2: thanks
guy 1: the people at peta will give you more money and help you out some more
guy 2: THANKS!!!!!! I hope the goverment doesn't suspect us working together again, or we will be toast!!!
guy 1: yeah, but that won't happen again.
guy 2: okay, tell Ingrid I said hi
guy 1: okay, bye
guy 2: bye.....

animal liberation front is somewhat dangerous, but only dangerous to people that will mess with animals.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026