animal crackers 

A euphemism used when "I don't know" or any other related phrase is not deemed the appropriate response to a question or witty phrase.

Also used to avoid answering potentially life-threatening questions while speaking with friends, lovers, or ex-wives.

A: Are you sure you're going to remember to bring me back my Playboy mag by next Tuesday?

B: Animal crackers.

animal crackers by Storb June 14, 2010

Animal Crackers 

The act of pulling out an animal cracker at random, assuming the position of chosen animal, and allowing your significant other to go to town on you.

I love playing animal crackers, the giraffe gets me off every time.

Animal Crackers by Aeolous May 3, 2011

animal crackers 

da best gamecon team ever joined!!was the animal crackers i know they lost this year now the half breed tataga will frikin own you that you will be crying like a litle pussy! haha lol

the animal crackers won 1st place suckers!!

animal crackers by Kobee January 13, 2008

Animal Crackers 

Some Crackers That'll make you say Yesssirrrr.

Real Defenition: An animal cracker is a particular type of small cracker or cookie, baked in the shape of an animal, usually an animal either at a zoo or circus, such as a lion, a tiger, a bear, or an elephant.

Person 1: dang these animal crackers be hecka good

Person 2: Yesssirrr

Animal Crackers by Dank_Memez October 5, 2020

posing for animal crackers 

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

posing for animal crackers by Lady NY February 4, 2017

Animal Cracker 

When a white person (Cracker) goes beast mode.

Damn, Debbie scored 28 points in the last game, shes going beast mode.
Nah dude shes white, she's and Animal Cracker

Animal Cracker by Br02d2 May 6, 2018

animal cracker 

1. a male or female white (caucasion) person that distinctlly resembles an animal

2. a male or female white (caucasion) person that
is overly into animals or has sexual conduct with animals

boy 1- "yo, stefan, you know that stanky bitch britney down the way? she is such an animal cracker, man! i can't believe that animal cracker got you to fuck her!"

boy 2- "man shut up! you fingered that bitch ass animal cracker, too!"

boy 1- "but my dick didn't touch the insides of her animal cracker pussy"

boy 2- "you fucking shut up! you ate her out!"

(just an everday conversation with my friends)

animal cracker by nic NAkk June 11, 2006