Inspired by the Angry Pirate, the Angry Conductor uses a modified approach where the male, being about to ejaculate, removes his member from his partner's mouth and ejaculates into his/her hair.  The receiver of this spermy goodness then chases the donor around the room while using both hands to remove the semen from their hair, in a motion suggestive of an overly animated symphony conductor.  Stick is optional.
"I gave Lisa an Angry Conductor last night.  Big mistake; she'd just paid $150 to have her hair done.  I'm in deep shit now."
by el_swino September 24, 2004
 Get the angry conductormug.
Get the angry conductormug.