With a man lying on his back and a partner performing oral sex between his legs. At the point of no return the partner pulls away from the penis, the man takes control and in a forward flicking motion ejaculates toward the face of the said partner.
cumejaculateblow jobheadbjsuckfestThe Alaskan Angler
by John O. W February 18, 2009
A man typically divorced between the ages of 25 and 40 who is addicted to fishing. Majoriy of the following must have occured during an Angry Angler's life:
-Abadons wife to fish. Typically, he will do many chores around the house in an effort to be granted permission to fish.
-Monitors the weather constantly, to include phases of the moon, wind speed and direction, and water temperatures. All other weather data is for dumb losers.
-Must have horrible credit, a piece of shit car, and no clothing less than 10 years old. However, you possess over 30 fishing rods and a tackle box too large for a one man carry.
-Must have spent at least 6 hours fishing during a wedding anniversary or a wife's birthday on more than 3 occasions.
-When in a social setting, you always show pictures of fish recently caught. You continue to rant to an uninterested bystander for up to 45 minutes on favorite fishing spots and lures of choice.
-You have taken your entire family to Bass Pro Shops and capped off the day with dinner in the store.
-Abadons wife to fish. Typically, he will do many chores around the house in an effort to be granted permission to fish.
-Monitors the weather constantly, to include phases of the moon, wind speed and direction, and water temperatures. All other weather data is for dumb losers.
-Must have horrible credit, a piece of shit car, and no clothing less than 10 years old. However, you possess over 30 fishing rods and a tackle box too large for a one man carry.
-Must have spent at least 6 hours fishing during a wedding anniversary or a wife's birthday on more than 3 occasions.
-When in a social setting, you always show pictures of fish recently caught. You continue to rant to an uninterested bystander for up to 45 minutes on favorite fishing spots and lures of choice.
-You have taken your entire family to Bass Pro Shops and capped off the day with dinner in the store.
I can't live with that Angry Angler anymore. He's destroying my life. He comes home smelling of fish and he just lost his third job this month.
by Angry Angler July 7, 2008
A group of homosexual anglers from the Northern United States area who are angry at other fishermen who do not share their beliefs and activities. Usually found at paylakes, under highway bridges, and Bassmaster tournaments offering oral sex for fishing gear. Believed to be fathered by their Grandfathers or Uncles, so they have very short tempers and consider themselves "Angry" to anyone they feel is a better fisherman. Known to run if threatened or confronted in public.
Look at that guy offering free blowjobs at that paylake. . . Im sure he is a member of ANGRY ANGLERS!!!
by SRCG August 14, 2018
A person who desperately fishes for compliments by use of false self-deprecation, especially through social media.
"Ugggggh, I look totes awful in this selfie I
just purposely posted of myself, right?"
"Don't comment on that. She's a total Approval-Angler and just trying to get compliments."
just purposely posted of myself, right?"
"Don't comment on that. She's a total Approval-Angler and just trying to get compliments."
by AmyMar April 14, 2014
by A. H. Grace March 30, 2004
Shit, George! You got me with your damn fishing hook again! You oughta be with ass anglers instead of a fishermen.
by d_drmr October 15, 2008
When you're so high that you start walking about like a retard, as if you're limping or can't walk properly. Many people experience this after several bowls of real good weed. Before walking like an angler, your legs feel tingly and twitch as well. Once the high settles in, and you're fucked out of your mind... you're walking like an angler
Boy 1: OMG. I am so high, I'm starting to walk like an angler! This is so fucked I cant even walk correctly.
Boy 2: Dude It's like I've been shot in the legs. I feel and probably look like a complete retard right now
Boy 1: Wanna smoke more?
Boy 2: Definitely.
Boy 3: I'm walking like an angler too! Does anyone feel as if you're really fat and need a walker to help you walk?
Boy 2: Dude, you're messed up.
Boy 2: Dude It's like I've been shot in the legs. I feel and probably look like a complete retard right now
Boy 1: Wanna smoke more?
Boy 2: Definitely.
Boy 3: I'm walking like an angler too! Does anyone feel as if you're really fat and need a walker to help you walk?
Boy 2: Dude, you're messed up.
by alexandah May 5, 2010