Anglais 

How the French say english

Guy: les anglais sucent

(The English suck)
Girl: J'aime totalement d'accord

(I totally agree)
English guy: 😩

Anglais by Iholdminisformyteamk April 7, 2021

maudit anglais 

Cajun for "English-speaker" or "non-Cajun." The term goes back to when the Acadians were driven out of their homes in Acadia (part of the Canadian province of Nova Scotia) by the British Army and local officials in an early instance of ethnic cleansing.

In some parts of Louisiana, the word "anglais" ("English") is never spoken without "Maudit" ("Goddamned" or "accursed") before it - all in one term - maudit anglais = "Goddamn Englishman," "Goddamn English-speaker," "Goddamn non-Cajun ('american' understood)", or "Goddamn Yankee" ("Yankee" and maudit anglais meaning about the same thing.

We were doing all right till a maudit anglais planning commission condemned our property to build a Wal-Mart on...

maudit anglais by Cajun Scientist November 27, 2015

Les Anglais sont ariveé 

eupham. When a woman has her time of the month or has the painters in or is off games

from Fre. literally "the English have arrived" - from the time of the 100 years war 1337-1453 between England and France, notable for some particularly bloody battles and incidents. "the English have arrived i.e. there will be much bloodshed.

First seen in Viz. Comic around 1988 in 'Finbarr Saunders and his double entendres"

"Go on pet, it's been two weeks and me bollocks are like footballs. Please let me shag you."
"Really, Mr Trubshaw, this is too much. Besides "Les Anglais sont ariveé"

Les Anglais sont ariveé by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

beaujolais anglais 

Wine on the tap from a box in a public bar

In the pub you could ask for a glass of Beaujolais Anglais, some people get amused

beaujolais anglais by thomas andersen April 16, 2007

Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais. 

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.

Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais. by je ne regrette pas August 25, 2011

Pas D'anglais!!! 

Something your high school French teacher says when you speak any word of English in French class.

Person 1: Hi, how are y--
Teacher: Pas D'anglais!!!

Pas D'anglais = no English

Pas D'anglais!!! by He who sends it January 27, 2020

Anglish 

English without borrowed words, only original words of Germanic origins

Anglish Speaker: I speak Anglish, our wording goes like this.
Man: How does it sound like?
AS: Christmas, sometimes Midwinter, is a yearly Christly holiday worthying the birth of Jesus Christ on the 25th of Yulemonth.

Anglish by xercmercus July 6, 2019