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eupham. When a woman has her time of the month or has the painters in or is off games

from Fre. literally "the English have arrived" - from the time of the 100 years war 1337-1453 between England and France, notable for some particularly bloody battles and incidents. "the English have arrived i.e. there will be much bloodshed.

First seen in Viz. Comic around 1988 in 'Finbarr Saunders and his double entendres"
"Go on pet, it's been two weeks and me bollocks are like footballs. Please let me shag you."
"Really, Mr Trubshaw, this is too much. Besides "Les Anglais sont ariveé"
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