anger boner 

It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect

Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird

anger boner by Lukey bhole December 12, 2021

angel boner 

When you encounter someone so heavenly that you get an erection

Dude she gave me a wicked angel boner

angel boner by Vickyleo1994 May 22, 2014

angerbonez 

A red-haired, lonely man with an empty vacuum where the heart is usually located.

Dont talk to him, that mans a total angerbonez

angerbonez by Angerbonez January 15, 2019