Angel Speak

A surprise sexual act. It's a bit tricky to do, and you can only get away with it once, so follow it carefully the first time:
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.

It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.

A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.

"Bro, my girl got mad pissed when I Angel Speak'd her last night, but chilled the fuck out when I explained it was just a theology lesson."

by Angelspeaker April 1, 2009

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Did an angel speak?

Did someone just fart? (rhetorical)

This is a humorous way of alluding to a fart that cannot be overheard when in company. It appears in James Joyce's "Portrait of the Artist of a Young Man" when a group of students are discussing various philosophical issues. One of them farts and another of the group asks him: "Did an angel speak?". It is also defined on FartNames.com as "any loud fart in church". Joyce obviously used it humorously, aware of its religious connotations.

by michaelion January 26, 2011

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Angel's Peak

A term used in the trampling fetish community for the tip of a dick that has been trampled down to a long, flat triangular shape.
Comes from the old koan "how many angel's can dance on the head of a needle?", since the tip of an angel's peak would ideally be needle-sharp (although obviously in real life, this is impossible).

"It sucks that years of trampling have left me unable to feel anything in my Angel's Peak, but if I could do it all again, I would."

by piqued77 April 1, 2009

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