Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the Apple Empire."

I never thought I'd say this, but that damn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iPhone bastard ever could be.

andouche by faderus April 26, 2011

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Androuchebag

A person who always leaves your texts on a read receipt, eventually responding to them at a rate of about 45%. Often times an Androuchebag will attempt to explain the act of Androuchebaggery as a hatred of lil’ red numbers on his iPhone, but they always know that’s dumb.

Wow. I typed all that out with no response. What an Androuchebag.

Androuchebag by Catkins August 7, 2021

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Androuche

One who is highly motivated to aspire to become a douche. This person is usually on the cusp of douchiness but somehow is never able to attain it. The sheer fact of not becoming a douche makes this person a bigger douche without even realizing the fact that he/she is a douche.

person 1. Im not sure what I think about him, he is a normal guy I guess.

person 2. yea he is an androuche.

Androuche by noodbandit July 27, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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