The word “abroromantic” has the same Greek root as “abrosexual,” suggesting fluidity in attractions, but these terms are different in that one refers to romantic attraction and the other to sexual attraction. A person who is abroromantic may want to have a romanticrelationship but not necessarily want to have sex.
Boy: Do you ever plan on having kids with your partner?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.