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Andres garcia 

Andres is the most handsome guy ever. he is outgoing, smart, so so funny, loving, caring, and dumb, and he is everything a girl can wish for. he is so funny he can make you laugh by not even trying. Andres is tall and has such beautiful eyes that I could stare at for hours, Andres has nice smooth silky hair that he likes to fix every second so it doesn't go "flat", Andres has the nicest lips you could ever see and feel, Andres has the most soothing calming voice. you could listen to his voice for hours and not get annoyed or tired of it. He is a tough guy to love but deep down he has the biggest heart ever. Andres is everything a girl can want. He loves to go to the gym so much. When you look into his eyes you could sorta feel the warmth of him just by staring into his eyes. And his touch could give you butterflies because of how SEXY he is. He is the most good-looking man I've laid eyes on. He always smells so good. He has the biggest heart even if he doesn't show it sometimes. He's the most perfect person ever, i wouldn't trade him for anything in the world i love him.
"Wow i wish i was like Andres Garcia."
Andres garcia by RnsDestiny September 19, 2022

andres garcia-ruiz 

The nicest, smartest, funniest guy in eight grade. You will fall in love with him instantly.
Andres Garcia-Ruiz loves video games.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026