andover

A terrible town in Massachusetts. Everyone who lives here is either a retard stuck up snob or a piece of shit white trash. Everyone is loaded with money, but complain because they don't think they have enough. The girls are all bitchy sluts, who wear A & F and Hollister. They get drunk and sleep with all the dumbass jocks who can't get enough of themselves. Also, the town is FILLED with drugs. Every corner of the town and schools has a drug deal going on. The education system sucks as well. The textbooks and the schools are old and shitty. Everything about this town is absoulty terrible. Which is weird, because every town surrounding Andover/Essex County kicks ass.
Guy 1: Hey dude! Let's go to Andover!
Guy 2: Screw that! Andover sucks! Lets go to Methuen.
by Giggity2000 August 21, 2009
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a stupid high-classy town that everyone that's rich lives in. A typical place that everyone buys whatever they want and do sexual favors for teachers good grades
ughh that stupid high-classy joint reminds me of andover.
by f4mous x June 11, 2007
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a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the shit. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
Andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
by juiper November 02, 2005
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A town in Massachusetts north of Boston. Andover can be known for having a good music scene that many kids don't appreciate, good schools, and a culture of kids who talk about how much they hate this town. Most families are wealthy, some are not. Often there isn't much to do for kids unless they figure something out themselves. But this is the same as pretty much any suburban town across the country. Many kids say they hate living here, even though they know they have it mad easy, but this is because they lack creative thinking skills and are so used to having things handed to them they refuse to take things into their own hands. Other kids figure out things to do and don't complain all the time.
Kid 1 - There's nothing to do in Andover tonight, let's just sit around and complain.

Kid 2 - Well, remember we are all rich and have cars. So let's just find something to do somewhere else...

Kid 1 - That's retarded, I hate this town.

Kid 2 - Ok...
by ...me44554 March 15, 2009
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Andover, as well as being a town in America, is a town in Britain. This town used to be a trading post for London in the eighteenth century. Now it's exactly the bloody same as every other town in the country, with a couple good pubs, a lot of chavs, and a good shit mix of people that are cool and shit. It's a shithole, but it's our shithole.

If you americans think your Andover is shit/amazing, you have no idea how underwhelmed you could be if you just flew over the pond.
by Tastytoast March 18, 2011
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1. an adjective used to describe any rich person in or around in area of Wichita Kansas.

2. an adjective used to describe a white person who trys to act/dress like a black person.
wow. Austin Calvert is so Andover.
by The man in mUggs October 23, 2009
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A little white trash town in New york, where alcohol has consumed all old and young. Hill parties are frequent, and he said he said i common. If you go there you are cursed with petty drama for the rest of your life.
Man 1: Those guys keep giving me shit about my girlfriend
Man 2: Ah you must have come from Andover
by This Guy Now August 14, 2012
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